I dreamt I was sitting alone having breakfast in a diner and a Chinese man was doing the same at the table next to mine. He ordered 4 eggs, scrambled, bacon, wheat toast, and no home fries in rather broken English. The waitress came back and scooped about two eggs worth of scrambled eggs right onto the table in front of the man and left. Continue reading
I dreamt that I threw a Greenie treat to my dog and it started to expand between his paws to the size of a breadbox. When he bit into it, it had a green liquid center. I gave him a white rawhide stick and that also started to expand, to the size of a compact car. He gnawed on it, and it had a white liquid center. He jumped up onto our couch, and the couch inflated to the size of a bus. His claws popped it and so much matching grey liquid center spilled out that my dog was floated right out of the front door. My dog was pleased throughout the dream.
I dreamt that Rhea Perlman and I were making toast.
I dreamt that I ran into Tom Brady and told him that he looks just like the guy who makes the best homemade sausages.
I dreamt that I was a giant mound of mashed potatoes.
I dreamt that a group of kids had sticky orange goop on their right palms. With right arms outstretched, palms down, they were sticking glass soda bottles, caps first, to their palms. It was a contest to get the most bottles stuck to your palm at once. The boy in the lead had nine crowded-ly attached.
I dreamt I was a jelly donut in one of the racks at Dunkin’ Donuts and I was looking out at customers placing their orders and thinking, “Don’t pick jelly, don’t pick jelly.”